"Ground Hog Day Predictions"
Broadcast on: February 4, 2006
Hello! And happy February! And happy Healthy Heart
Month! Hey, did all of your Ground Hog Day celebrations go well for you? Did you
anticipate the 6 more weeks of winter that Punxsutawney Phil predicted? Did you
really think that he was going to give us an early spring?
So, it’s a wow – winter! What winter? Oh, well, maybe now good old Mother Nature
will actually hunker down and give us some really honest-to-goodness winter
weather. After all, Punxsutawney Phil has given her a winter mandate for the
nest 6 weeks.
And – just who is Punxsutawney Phil? And just why is his presence on February 2
so celebrated by thousands worldwide? Well, most likely, those thousands need
something (like anything) to celebrate – just to break the monotony of cabin
fever. After all, winter is officially half over on February 5! So, in all
likelihood, all of this stuff that we’ve had so far (stuff as in winter in the
North Country) will perhaps continue for another 6 week, according to Phil. Or
maybe not!
So – Punxsutawney Phil – just who is he? Where did he come from? Why is he so
celebrated?
Well, according to his web site (yes, he has his very own web site –
www.groundhog.org), Punxsutawney Phil is the one and only weather forecasting
ground hog that is, was, and forever will be. Any others are just cheap
imitations – unimportant imposters! P has been doing his thing for over 120
years. And – if you can believe this one – Punxsutawney Phil is the one and
only. You see, Punxsutawney Phil gets his long life by drinking his special brew
– “ground hog punch”. (Yeah – right!)
It seems that Punxsutawney Phil takes only 1 little itty, bitty sip of this
“ground hog punch” at the official okie dokie ground hog picnic in summer. And
then he gets another 7 years put on to his life force. How’s that for a potent
batch of “kick-a-poo” juice? Gees, I’d really love to get my hands on that
patent for “ground hog juice”. Just think – 1 sip gets you 7 more years of life!
I’d probably make billions of dollars!
At any rate, February 2 has been called Ground Hog Day for quite some time now.
And p, Pennsylvania is the official sponsor of Punxsutawney Phil. And to be more
precise, Gobbler’s Knob is the official site, the real scene of the crime.
Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania started Ground Hog Day way back in the 1800’s – on
Feb. 2, 1887. It seems that p was named after King Philip. He probably should
have had the whole town of Punxsutawney beheaded including the ground hog! It
appears that King Philip obviously had a great sense of humor. Either that, or
Punxsutawney Phil was the best-kept secret for a while!
Did you know that February 2 was originally celebrates as Candlemas Day in the
Christian churches? As the legend goes:
“For as the sun shines on Candlemas Day,
so far will the snow swirl in May”.
And to help the sun along on Candlemas Day, the clergy bless candles for the
people. So this time of the year seems to mark a milestone on the mid-point of
winter. And the weather on this day was considered important. The symbolism of
light, whether from the sun or from candles, is present in both legends.
And American farmers in the 19th century used Feb. 2 as an important milestone
as well. The old saying goes:
“Ground Hog Day – Half your hay”
So if a farmer didn’t have half of his hay left by this time of the year for his
cows, then those cows were going to get very hungry before springtime set in.
So, why a ground hog? Well, in Europe in the really early years, the Roman
legions brought this Candlemas winter milestone thing with them to the Teutons,
the Germans. They, in turn, came to the conclusion that if the sun came out on
Feb. 2, Candlemas Day, an animal coming out of his deep dark and dreary
hibernation hole, would cast his shadow, and promptly get scared of that shadow
(since his hibernation hole was deep and dark and dreary) and then go back down
into his deep, and dark, and dreary hibernation hole, which was not only deep,
and dark, and dreary, but also safe! And he would stay there for another 6 more
weeks of winter. And because he was safe in his deep, and dark, and dreary, and
safe hibernation hole, there would be more 6 weeks of horrible, terrible, no
good, very bad winter!
And the Germans’ favorite winter hibernating mammal back then was none other
than . . .
the hedgehog! (I’ll bet you thought I was going to say ground hog. I don’t think
ground hogs were invented back then – only hedgehogs!) Now back in the 1800’s,
the early Pennsylvanian settlers were German (and their favorite winter
hibernating mammal was the hedgehog), and when February 2 came around, they
noticed lots of ground hogs around – not hedgehogs! And so they elected the
humble, prolific ground hog (AKA Punxsutawney Phil) to be their favorite
intelligent, smart, hibernating, fuzzy animal that would awaken on February 2
from his long winter hibernation nap.
And then, depending on the weather on that day, Punxsutawney Phil might see his
shadow, get scared, and return to his burrow for another 6-week snooze.
Remember, his burrow was deep, and dark, and dreary, and safe. If Punxsutawney
Phil didn’t see his shadow, he wouldn’t get scared of it; he would not go back
down into his hole. Instead, he’d stay awake, and, being hungry after sleeping
for the first 6 weeks, Punxsutawney Phil would immediately start looking around
for veggies to devour. No more winter naps, no more winter!
Smart – real smart!
Keep in mind, the ground hog is an official, card-carrying member of the rodent
family. And ground hogs are voracious vegetable eaters! And, correct me if I am
wrong, but the majority of normal, intelligent, smart people out there really
don’t want many rodents around!
But you have to remember that Punxsutawney Phil is the only cute, intelligent,
fuzzy, cuddly ground hog ever invented that you do want to have around –
especially on Feb. 2, Ground Hog Day. And it’s just too bad that Punxsutawney
Phil did see his shadow. And it’s too bad that he did predict 6 more weeks of
winter!
But, no – you don’t want to see any of Punxsutawney Phil’s hungry relatives
anywhere near your vegetable garden come spring, whenever that ever comes.
More on Punxsutawney Phil’s relatives next week!
Hey – Remember – Eat Smart New York! (But do not eat smart ground hogs!)
And – Bye – Talk to you soon!
D
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